Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear “old git!”
Happy birthday to you!
This was the alarm call that greeted the “old git” early on Sunday morning as the “old gal” sweetly wakened him from his slumbers! Yes it was my (ageing!) Captain’s birthday! And with a busy schedule of family commitments later in the day, it was an early start for my dynamic crew to fit in another hilly training ride for the forthcoming Hebridean Way adventure.
And the quest today was to find some tasty carrot cake – which would double as birthday cake!
Which is why at the early hour of 9 am my dynamic crew were tandeming away from Matildas Rest on a repeat of a recent ride to Tibbermore. And as it was effectively the same journey that means this blog is somewhat briefer than normal! (Oh thank goodness did I hear you say?!)
Check out the details of our route by clicking on the Strava map below.
On the long downhill stretch out of Auchterarder the “old git” was on a mission to try and break Team Matilda’s recent speed record of 34.7 mph. The “old gal” got into the spirit of things with my dynamic crew both adopting a position known as “a froomie” after Chris Froome’s unorthodox aerodynamic descending style at last summer’s Tour de France!
But for all our efforts the data showed that the fastest we hit was exactly 34.7 mph again! The “old git” couldn’t believe we hadn’t eeked at least another 0.1 of a mph out of the downhill – far less not broken the new elusive speed target of 35 mph!
After all that dizzy excitement it was back to earth with a grind as we crossed Kinkell Bridge and started the climb away from the River Earn. But – and whisper this – it was all fairly manageable, if not relatively easy! Perhaps it was something to do with the “old gal” having raised her seat a bit to give her legs a full extension on my pedals.
So Team Matilda ticked off the uphill stretch past historic Trinity Gask Parish Church before several cheeky sharp climbs in the area which was known as the Gask Ridge Frontier – the earliest Roman land frontier in Britain – built in the 70’s or 80’s AD, 40 years before Hadrian’s Wall.
After the sharp climbs there was some relief for my dynamic crew as we sped along to Tibbermore on a gently undulating stretch to our half way stop of the oasis which is Gloagburn Farm Shop.
My dynamic crew felt as fresh as a daisy as we arrived at Gloaburn and as Strava was paused they were happy to see that the average speed clocked was 13.3 mph! So slices of celebration carrot cake were ordered and birthday greeting exchanged! But no candles – well I mean there simply wouldn’t have been enough room for 57 candles! I mean that’s old – giving the true meaning to the “old git!”
No time today for any Outlanderish pranks at Tibbermore – which was the filming set for an episode of the popular hit show Outlander. Time was ticking so refuelled we had to set off on the return trip – and yes you’ve guessed that head wind had suddenly appeared again!
But with a few smiles the miles seemed to slip by – despite the climbs – as we headed towards Madderty before taking a turning thru the picturesque village of St Davids and back down to sea level at Kinkell Bridge. Even the energy sapping long grind of Easthill didn’t phase my dynamic crew today – in fact I can proudly relate that they achieved a new personal best for that stretch with an average speed of 8.6mph! Kudos to Team Matilda!
Back at Matildas Rest the “old git” checked Strava which officially recorded the ride as being worthy of no less than 16 gongs – 10 personal bests; 4 second bests; and 2 third bests.
The detailed Strava figures showed my dynamic crew tandemed a distance of 28.7 miles with a moving time of 2 hours 15 minutes. The average speed was a healthy 12.7 mph given the hilly terrain while the elevation was 1240 feet. And what with my new gears – and my dynamic crew’s weight loss – I am pleased to report that the average speed was 1.1 mph faster than the 11.6 mph when my dynamic crew last tandemed to Tibbermore just a few weeks ago. The maximum speed was 34.7 mph and Team Matilda managed to burn up 1686 calories and produce an average power output of 186 W.
As always the route is brought to life in our Relive 3D video – so take a look below.
A quick mention here of the “old gal’s” birthday present to my Captain – a bottle of small batch artisan Kinrara gin from a new distillery in the heart of the Cairngorms. The “old git” is hoping that the gin itself tastes as good as the highly attractive bottle looks! And I dare say the “old gal” will manage to help him with the sampling!
Todays hilly terrain was more good training for our Hebridean Way challenge – with the countdown now underway! Just 2 weeks till Team Matilda meet up with good tandeming friends John and Jane – who have their own Travelling in Tandem blog – for our self-proclaimed Nutty Tandemers Club tour … and the not insubstantial task of covering 185 miles over five days tandeming!
John and Jane have dubbed themselves Team JayJay for the trip which will be the third annual tour of the two tandem teams following two memorable previous trips – the inaugural Le Tour de Perthshire du Tandem in 2016 and Le Tour de New Forest du Tandem last year. Both produced some fabulous sun-kissed tandeming so my spokes are crossed the weather gods are on our side again.
To emphasise the nutty nature of both team’s sense of humour Team JayJay sent a highly appropriate birthday card to my Captain! They must have looked for ages for it – but it was rather special! You certainly couldn’t doubt whose birthday card it was!
In a nutshell the Nutty Tandemers HebWay tour involves two fun-loving couples on two tandem bikes cycling 185 miles “on the edge” on the Outer Hebrides from the start on Vatersay to the end at Isle of Lewis – covering 10 islands, 6 causeways and 2 ferries.
And for those who are wondering what the names of the 10 islands the tour will be tandeming thru – and that included the “old git” – then here’s the official HebWay listing: Vatersay; Barra; Eriskay; South Uist; Benbecula; Grimsay; North Uist; Berneray; Harris and Lewis.
The “old gal” has just said: “That’s going to require a fair bit of re-fuelling with prosecco and carrot cake stops!” I think she might be correct!
I mean what could possibly go wrong?!