A Musings special on Le Tour de New Forest du tandem with Team Bluebird

The self-proclaimed members of the Nutty Tandemers Club ready to ride!

Muchos excitement for Team Matilda as we headed to the south of England for a week’s tandeming in the New Forest! Regular blog readers will remember that a year ago I became ‘best pals’ with another tandem called Bluebird crewed by Jane and John Taylor who live near Southampton in Hampshire. Team Bluebird had travelled north to enjoy a memorable Tour de Perthshire du Tandem and we all enjoyed ourselves so much that we became self-proclaimed members of the Nutty Tandemers Club!

Such was the success of the inaugural tour that an event in John and Jane’s home territory was put into planning immediately after the Perthshire event. You see the crews have so much in common. Firstly Team Bluebird run their own blog called Travels with Bluebird  – but more importantly have the same views as my dynamic crew on not taking tandeming too seriously.

As so much nuttiness and fun tandeming happened during the busy action-packed week, this blog is a kind of Musings photo special – complete with Strava maps and Relive 3D videos – as I recount the best bits of Le Tour de New Forest du Tandem…

TdNF Day 1 – introduction to New Forest and Lepe Loop

Me and my crew arrived at Jane and John’s lovely home in the village of Dibden Purlieu after a long drive south in Matilda Transporter on Sunday. A tasty welcome dinner and toast to the tour made Team Matilda feel very welcome. So Monday – and the first day of the tour – was planned by our hosts as a gentle introduction to the delights of the New Forest.

Check out the details of our Day 1 route by clicking on the Strava map below.

Before the off I had some very fetching laminates attached to my frame featuring the official tour logo – which John had cleverly created. And my crew donned their official tour t-shirts which featured the same design – complete with names on the sleeves – which they are pictured in throughout this blog.

The stylish and very original laminated posters for Le Tour de New Forest.

Now although I had caught up again with my pal Bluebird, the Pino semi-recumbent tandem, our hosts decided to take Henry – the vintage member of their growing tandem collection – out for today’s spin. I can’t say that I was disappointed because as an “old lady” I am a bit of a classic vintage tandem myself and (whisper it) but I hear that Henry is a bit younger than me and has an eye for the ladies! And I have always been attracted to toy-boys! … or should that be toy-tandems?!

We headed off out of the village and within minutes we were tandeming across roads in the New Forest National Park – almost immediately getting our first of what would be regular sightings of the wild ponies on the heath. And the first impressions were that the roads were flat – which meant the “old gal” had a big wide smile on her face!

Cheers! Time for the first prosecco picnic of Le Tour de New Forest at Lepe.

First stop was Lepe beach and time to pop the cork and have the first prosecco picnic of the tour! Although the sun was out, there was a fair breeze blowing off the Solent – but it didn’t stop everyone enjoying their picnics, washed down with fizz, drinking in the views over the Isle of Wight. After the picnic we explored the headland overlooking the beach – part of Lepe Country Park – and found it much more protected from the wind. Temperatures rose and even the “old gal” removed her cycling jacket to bask in the sun for a series of fun photos overlooking the sea with both tandem crews.

The “old git” and “old gal” enjoying the sunshine on headland above Lepe beach.

The “old gal” with an old anchor – honestly my brakes are fine!

Jane and the “old gal” chilling with that charming Henry tandem and me!

John managed to get into one of the pictures – with the “old git” behind the camera!

Pedalling on we cycled out to the point at Calshot Castle – marking the entrance to the deep channel of Southampton water. My crew popped in to see the velodrome at Calshot Activities Centre – built by converting the old Sunderland hangar which used to be part of the RAF Calshot base for seaplanes and flying boats. Fortunately both crews wisely decided that viewing from the spectator gallery would suffice instead of riding the tandems around the track. Which is just as well as it features sweeping 45 degree bends and claims to be the second steepest velodrome banking in the world!

The “old gal” and the “old git” overlooking the steep banks of the Calshot velodrome.

So after examining the velodrome it was time for a coffee and cake stop at the cafe before heading back for showers and dinner. But not before the sampling of our new local surroundings ended at Hythe for a celebratory drink on the balcony of Seashells overlooking the water – and a toast to the fact that tandeming just doesn’t get much better than days like this!

Ahoy there – on the seafront at Hythe overlooking Southampton.

A great first day of the TdNF covering 25.2 miles with the route brought to life in our Relive 3D video – so take a look below. (Remember if you are reading this on email, you need to click on the blog first – via the link at the bottom of the email – to view the video.)

TdNF Day 2 – Independence Day ride to redwoods and vineyards and stay at Filly Inn at Setley Plain

July the 4th and Independence Day and a day with a bit of an American theme naturally! The weather station at John and Jane’s house was promising bright warm sunshine so it was time to slap on the sun cream and pack the panniers for an overnighter at a traditional English Inn deep in the heart of the New Forest – via a visit and tasting at a vineyard.

Check out our Day 2 TdNF route by clicking on the  Strava map below.

I was delighted that Team Bluebird had in fact selected the tandem that bears their name for the two-day trip so I was going to have plenty of company en route! It was already a good bit warmer than recent temperatures back home in Perthshire when we tandemed off – heading across the heath to the picturesque village of Beaulieu – which is home to the National Motor Museum. It hosts the original Bluebird CN7 car in which Donald Campbell set a new World Land Speed Record of 403.10mph in July 1964. Not sure if that’s what John and Jane named their Bluebird after – but if it was, surely it must have been with tongue firmly in cheek! Or maybe its just because Bluebird’s frame is blue!

A quick photo stop at the quaint and picturesque village of Beaulieu.

No time to visit the classic cars however, as Team Matilda and Team Bluebird headed into Brockenhurst for a welcome morning coffee stop – before we had fun filming me and my dynamic crew pedalling through the Watersplash ford, where as the name suggests I got my wheels wet! Whisper it but Jane – who was responsible for taking the video – managed not to record anything the first time so we had to repeat the process for “take 2”!

Here I am getting my wheels wet at the Watersplash ford at Brockenhurst.

After the video shenanigans we pedalled on to the much anticipated Rhinefield Ornamental Drive where we saw the two tallest trees in the forest – a  couple of giant Redwoods. I must say that even though they are a bit smaller than their American cousins in California, it was still an impressive sight. And given that in America, giant Redwoods are known to be up to 3000 years old – these two are mere youngsters being only about 150 years old! Mind you that made me – despite being an “old lady” – feel a right young thing!

Selfie time – Teams Bluebird and Matilda dwarfed by the giant Redwood trees.

Me posing with the “old git” and the “old gal” among the giant trees.

I know I am old, but the giant Redwoods are considerably older!

Selfie time for my crew to try to show perspective of height of trees.

Pedalling back we found a lovely sheltered and deserted spot by the river for the prosecco picnic – which I had carefully carried in my stylish la bouclee bottle carrier.

Prosecco for picnic for tandem crews picnic is safely carried in my la bouclee.

The river at our picnic spot provided a natural way to keep the prosecco chilled!

The “old gal” cleverly used her initiative and found that the river provided a natural way of keeping the prosecco chilled! When it reached the required coolness the cork was duly popped – with Jane given the vital job of having the glasses ready to ensure not a drop was spilled!

Ready, steady, pop! The “old gal” uncorking with Jane making sure not a spot is spilled!

Cheers! A glass of prosecco is a must for any picnic amongst the trees!

After a very tasty alfresco French style meal of bread, hams, cheese and grapes – oh and did I mention the prosecco?! – it was time for one of the daily highlights when John got his extendable tripod out to take some pictures of both teams! This involved two bikes and three riders set up in position with John running in to shot before the ten second timer expired! Which he always did with cool aplomb!

Refreshed and ready for the afternoon cycle – both crews after the picnic lunch.

Me and my friend Bluebird after a picnic stop rest ready for the afternoon cycle.

Me and my dynamic crew crossing the bridge over the river after our picnic stop.

With the tripod safely away for another day, we crossed the bridge and headed onwards enjoying the cycling on flat roads with my crew really enjoying the scenery of the New Forest. The “old git” had to stop when a couple of ponies were on the road – and the “old gal” even quipped that he was obviously looking to get some extra horsepower to drive me on! Well at least I am sure she was joking! …

The “old git” obviously hoping to get some extra horsepower for me from the New Forest ponies!

Next stop was one of the highlights of the week – a visit to Setley Ridge Vineyard. Now as regular readers of my blog will be well aware, me and my dynamic crew are no strangers to visiting vineyards – but until now these have always been in France … in Burgundy, Bordeaux and the Loire Valley. But Team Matilda had never visited a vineyard in the UK, so this was a first.

Jane had arranged for their fellow Pino-owning tandeming friends Pam and Ken to join us as she had kindly fixed up a tour of the vineyard with Paul Girling, the owner. We were all treated to a highly informative and excellent tour of the vines and their on-site winery – and with the sun beating down my dynamic crew could have been forgiven for thinking they were in France!

Vineyard visit – is it France? – no its Setley Ridge in the New Forest.

The “old gal” posing as wine connoisseur!

The tour ended with a tasting of three wines – a refreshing rose, a dry white and my crew’s favourite … an oaked red made from Regent, Rondo and Triomphe grapes. All three were delicious, but my crew chose a bottle of red to take home to add to the wine collection at Matildas Rest! They also made a few purchases from the Farm Shop which was literally groaning with wonderful New Forest produce. Amazingly this included locally produced gin and tonic ice cream – which purely in the interests of research for this blog had to be sampled! Let’s just say that it seems the jury is still out over whether there was any noticeable taste of gin in the “unusual” flavour!

Keeping the alcoholic theme going with some “unusual” gin and tonic ice cream!

Pam and Ken headed home as we tandemed a few hundred yards from the vineyard to our base for the night – The Filly Inn which describes itself as a a forest gem in an enviable scenic location. First task after a friendly welcome was a cooling drink in the gardens – before showers and evening meal.

Given it was Independence Day, the choice had to be burgers! And what was produced were some of the largest – and tastiest – burgers the crews had ever seen. My dynamic duo both had beef burgers with blue cheese, which looked like a massive tower when they arrived. Team Bluebird’s crew had halloumi ones and they were so big that they said they could have easily shared one! Oh and there were chips in case they weren’t filling enough!

The massive burgers at the Filly Inn – with chips in case not large enough!

An arty sunset shot – taken by Jane – at the Filly Inn.

Obviously no room for dessert – but time for a short post meal walk for both tandem crews in a vain attempt to walk off some of the food! But they did get to experience a wonderfully colourful sunset before a nightcap at the bar brought down our own sunset on what was another fabulous day’s tandeming covering 20.5 miles with sunshine and laughs all the way! Great memories! Check out the Relive 3D video below.

TdNF Day 3 – Return tandem with lots of New Forest ponies and donkeys

Day 3 started with the sun already bright in the sky and it was clearly going to be a scorcher out on the open heath. It was a day for lots of suncream, and a route back home from our overnighter which promised lots of sightings of New Forest ponies and donkeys.

Check out the details of our Day 3 route by clicking on the Strava map below.

After breakfast – which none of Team Bluebird or Team Matilda really needed after last night’s massive burgerfest – it was time to pack up the panniers and take our leave from the highly recommended Filly Inn. It was already so warm that only the light Nutty Tandemers t-shirts, which John and Jane had got printed for the tour, were required. And temperatures were forecast to hit 30C today!

Nutty Tandemers Club tour t-shirts – listing crew members on the sleeves!

The start of our return journey was a lovely forest track which gave a welcome bit of protection from the sun. First stop was at a woodcarvers area with some carved creatures including a crocodile – but the big attraction was a pair of stocks! Now it was obvious who was going to have to have a shot in them – yes, how did you guess … the “old git”! And I am delighted to say after being a good sport he was allowed out again! After all – who was going to be my Captain if he had been left behind?!

Day 3 and the “old git” is where everyone wanted him … in the stocks! But they did let him out!

Back on the saddles we tandemed on to Lymington and cycled down the busy high street before the crews headed on some lovely rural lanes towards East Boldre. Nearly every corner we pedaled round resulted in a view of a thatched cottage – each more beautiful than the next. This really was magnificent fun tandeming – under clear blue skies.

One of the many beautiful thatched cottages – complete with pony design on roofline.

A shot of my dynamic crew – by Jane – enjoying another laugh!

It was laughs a plenty as Team Bluebird and Team Matilda joshed with each other from everything from our average speed to our next refreshment stop to whether lunch would be required after last nights food intake. And as we tandemed along the roads we were deep in wild pony and donkey country. It was both amazing and fascinating how tame they were – happy to be wandering around outside the village shop – and indeed just how inquisitive they were. In fact so nosey that I thought at one stage I was in danger of having my top pannier eaten by one of the ponies!

Mum and pony sauntering along the road – just a few yards from a village shop!

A friendly pony keen to find out what’s for lunch by nosing my pannier!

And finally the “old gal” gets to see some elusive donkeys up close!

As temperatures rose Jane decided it was time to stop and top up our alcohol levels so we diverted into the beer garden of the Turfcutter’s Arms and relaxed under the sun umbrellas while having a nice chilled Crabbies Ginger Beer. And believe it or not – no one had the slightest appetite for food – yes, not even the “old git”!

The “old git” and the “old gal” showing its always better tandeming together!

Team Bluebird – John and Jane – enjoying a cool refreshment at The Turfcutter’s Arms.

The “old gal” taking refuge from the bright sun under a parasol.

Another application of suncream, and back on the road for a mainly downhill dash to Beaulieu – where us tandems were parked up to while our crews took a touristy stroll up the pretty village street, making a few purchases in the shops. The stomachs of my dynamic crew were rumbling at this point and they indulged in a traditional cream tea … well a cream coffee to be exact as they prefer coffee to tea!

To add a few miles to the trip Team Bluebird then led us towards Lyndhurst to a lovely grassy and wooded area where the famous pony sales take place after the New Forest pony drifts – where all the ponies are rounded up. The Beaulieu Road Pony Sales is where the Commoners (owners of the ponies on the New Forest) sell their ponies by auction. It has been the sales centre for semi feral and handled stock for over 60 years.

John got his extendable tripod out again for some more fun team pictures opposite the stockades for the pony sales – before we tandemed back to John and Jane’s via Ipley.

Selfie time! Both crews posing for a self-timer selfie via John’s extendable tripod!

John, the “old git” and the “old gal” looking a bit warm as temperatures soared – but still smiling!

Team Matilda – enjoying the sunshine and the smiles from a fab tandeming trip.

Team Bluebird and Team Matilda in a Nutty Tandemers Group shot in the warm sunshine.

Team Bluebird – John and Jane in tandeming action negotiating a bend.

After returning to base for a welcome shower – both crews shared an even more welcome magnum bottle of nicely chilled Saumur white wine while sitting in the shade in the garden for pre dinner drinks. It disappeared amazingly fast as they recounted the fun, laughs and smiles of the overnight tandeming adventure. And the delicious Saumur wine naturally turned the conversation to Team Bluebird and Team Matilda’s joint desire to one day attend the Anjou Velo Vintage cycling event based right in the heart of Saumur wine country. Now that would be fun!

Showered and sitting in the shade enjoying a magnum of nicely chilled Saumur white wine!

All in all, a brilliant third day of the TdNF covering 24.0 miles – brought to life in our Relive 3D video.

TdNF Day 4 – All aboard on overseas leg to Isle of Wight and lots garlic at garlic farm

The schedule provided by our wonderful hosts (and tour guides!) for day 4 said: “All aboard! Time to don the old sea legs and head overseas to the Isle of Wight for lunch at the Garlic Farm where it’s garlic with everything … including the beer!” What an amazing voyage of discovery it was going to be!

Check out our Day 4 TdNF route by clicking on the Strava map below.

Now today I had yet another new partner tandem – after making another new acquaintance – this time with Siggy who is the most recent purchase of Team Bluebird. You see Siggy is very clever and he has couplings which allow him to be separated into 3 sections – making it much easier to transport. And given that John and Jane are heading to India next February for a tour by tandem, I can see why Siggy was an essential purchase!

Another day where sunscreen was essential as we headed to the local Hythe Pier for the first of three ferries we would be taking each way today. And regular readers of my blog will know how this “old lady” likes ferries – although my experience so far has been limited to the Cal Mac ferry to Millport! But today I was assured I was going on a proper big ferry!

The entrance to Hythe Pier with a plaque for the world’s oldest pier train.

Hythe Pier stretches some 700 yards into the deep channel of Southampton Water.

The “old git” decided that since it was so bright and sunny that this was a day to reveal his much coveted polka dot King of the Mountain jersey (known in France as a maillot a pois) – and all somewhat tongue-in-cheek as it is a replica of the one worn by the best hill climber in the Tour de France! And as you know going up hills are not my dynamic crew’s strong point! But John had promised that today’s route was relatively flat, so the “old git” was sure he could just bask in the attention the eye-catching cycling jersey would bring without having to prove his (lack of) hill climbing prowess!

Ahoy there! Team Bluebird’s crew of John and Jane on the ferry to Southampton.

The “old gal” making sure I have my sea tyres on and not getting sea sick on the ferry!

Mind you the first ferry – from Hythe over to Southampton – was actually smaller than the Millport ferry I am used to. But then we tandemed a few hundred yards to the Red Funnel ferry – the biggest I have ever been on – and it was straight on board with us tandems being locked up on the lorry and freight deck while our crews retired to the passenger decks for morning coffee.

In less than an hour we were on the Isle of Wight – where we had to board our third ferry – called the Floating Chain Bridge which took us from East Cowes to West Cowes. After all the excitement of getting on and off ferries it was nice to get tandeming and the island is an ideal place for cycling.

Almost immediately we were on the Red Squirrel Trail – a wonderfully scenic cycle path which goes right across the island on a disused railway line. We weren’t going that far but my dynamic crew really enjoyed the ride – which was very flat with lots of great views, particularly along the Medina river and through the main town of Newport.

Tootling on a bit further on the cycle path Team Bluebird and Team Matilda soon rolled up to one of the island’s star attractions, The Garlic Farm near Newchurch, which describes itself as “the complete garlic experience”! Our arrival neatly coincided with lunchtime – where the tandem crews had a veritable garlic extravaganza. I am going to leave the pictures and captions to do the talking as they describe the meal to …. well to a clove or two of garlic really!

Arriving at the Garlic Farm – where the abundant smell was, yes, you’ve guessed … garlic!

The “old gal” was ready for a beer – garlic beer naturally!

A garlic mezze sharing platter was the obvious choice of my dynamic crew!

The full blackboard description of the lunch – count the garlic references!

My dynamic crew really had a delicious lunch – even if their breath did stink!

After all that it just had to be black garlic (and chocolate) ice cream for dessert!

After all that divine garlic, the “old git” as Captain sitting up front, warned the “old gal” – who sits very close behind him as Stoker – that there was to be no burping … intentional or otherwise, as he had quite enough garlic flavour of his own in his system! So much in fact that when he re-applied the sunscreen he was sure that his skin was oozing garlic!

It was very warm now on the ride back and the tandem crews decided on a stop for some water and also another of their Nutty Tandemers Club fun photo shoots – which resulted in more laughs and smiles! Last year on the Tour de Perthshire the “old gal” John and Jane took up the role of the three monkeys with an unforgettable image, so naturally the first shot had to be a new version of that!

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil – The Three Wise Monkeys 2017 version!

Remote control selfie time again with John’s extendable tripod!

The two team’s Stokers – their (so called) powerhouses – but minus their Captains!

The “old git” pretending he is Number 1 in the King of the Mountains with his polka dot top!

Spangled – the “old gal” playing to the cameras as she feels the heat!

Spangled also – the “old git” having a quick 40 winks in the sun!

Moving on we retraced our tyre tracks and headed back into Newport where both crews unanimously agreed it was time to stop for a liquid refreshment! The huge Bargemans Rest provided the perfect opportunity for a chilled Crabbies Ginger Beer while watching the world go by.

Back into West Cowes and this is where the travel arrangements via three ferries went a bit awry. The Floating Chain Bridge had just pulled away as we arrived and it took longer than normal to return from East Cowes due to  a surprise visitor in the area in the shape of a dolphin – which my crew sadly found impossible to photograph.

Back in East Cowes we raced round the corner only to see the Red Funnel ferry to Southampton pull away from the dock! The next one wasn’t for another hour so it looked like a pub stop to pass the time – but the one at the ferry terminal has seen better days, and my crews decided instead to stock up at the nearby Waitrose for the next day’s picnic!

The “old gal” showing what a wonderful day’s tandeming we all had on the Isle of Wight.

On board the ferry back to Southampton the journey passed while enjoying a welcome glass of wine. Then we realised that there was only a few minutes to get off to catch the small ferry back to Hythe. It was a bit like the start of the Tour de France (well nothing like the start of the Tour de France actually!) as the crews waited for the big ferry to dock. We were allowed to disembark first and cycled round to meet the link to Hythe with just seconds to spare! Phew! It’s hard work catching these ferries!

One steep hill to climb back up from Hythe before showers and a lovely meal made by Jane. The evening saw Team Bluebird and Team Matilda reflecting on a sensational day’s tandeming on our  overseas trip – which was another prime example of tandeming at its very best … great fun with great like-minded friends!

Strava notched up the trip as covering 41.4 miles – but that did include 11.0 “ferry” miles due to operator error – so the official distance tandemed was 30.4 miles. Watch our Relive 3D video below.

TdNF Day 5 – Grand finale Nutty Tandemers Club ride to gin tasting and prosecco picnic before 2000 miles on Matilda celebrations

The schedule for the final day said: “Friday is Nellie night! But to earn a pint in the old pub we will complete one of our well cycled and favourite local routes using quiet lanes.” Ok then, if you insist!

Check out the details of our Day 5 route by clicking on the Strava map below.

All too soon the last day of  Le Tour de New Forest was upon us and both tandem crews were keen to make the most of the sunshine for the final trip. And I was delighted that my good friend Bluebird was the tandem chosen by our hosts John and Jane for today’s outing!

We headed off west with the “old git” determined to start the day with a personal best on the hill climbing out of the street where John and Jane lived! And yes we achieved it! So he was a happy Captain! And my crew were delirious when on the steep downhill section into Beaulieu we hit a new all time Matilda speed record of 34.0 mph! There’s life in this “old lady” yet!

We then followed the route of the river – although the water was not always visible. But when it did appear – at the tourist attraction of Bucklers Hard – it was very scenic. This was a ship building village in times gone by and it seems several of Nelson’s ships were built here using the oak from the forest. There is a museum and some of the houses are open to the public – but the crews just wandered down the grassy slope of a street and took some suitable Nutty Tandemers pictures. Just for a change!

The “old gal” actually said “it’s warm” at the scenic Bucklers Hard!

Lean to starboard! John and Jane countering the slope to the Beaulieu River!

Naturally my dynamic crew had to do likewise in another Nutty Tandemers photo shoot!

Next on the final day’s route was a quick stop at Needs Oar Point, a former WW2 airfield, before hitting the coast again at the bottom of Tanners Lane. Both the temperature and the colours made the “old gal” feel as if she was in the Mediterranean rather than the south of England!

You could be forgiven for thinking this shot was taken on the Med given the shade of blue!

We rode on into Lymington where we wandered round the cobbled streets of the Quayside which were fairly busy with tourists. No time for coffee – as John and Jane had a treat up their sleeve for the “old git” and the “old gal”- a visit to a gin  distillery for some gin tastings! We pedalled round beautiful country lanes towards Pennington Marshes where we found the Dancing Cows distillery which has only recently starting producing artisan gin and describes itself as “the spirit of the New Forest”.

Now my dynamic crew consider themselves to be gin aficionados, so this was right up their street. They tried three – their Lymington Gin, New Forest Gin and Myristica Gin. The last which is infused with vanilla, raspberry and nutmeg was by far their favourite and amazingly a bottle was purchased and just happened to find its way into my panniers!

The range of Dancing Cows gins – the spirit of the new forest!

After that the crews were feeling a bit peckish so picnic beckoned and we stopped at the nature reserve at Pennington Marshes and found a suitable picnic bench where we could sit, eat, open the prosecco I had been faithfully carrying, and …. dance on the table! You see my dynamic crew had picked up a small sign in Lymington which said: “Time to drink prosecco and dance on the table!” And obviously Team Bluebird and Team Matilda were not going to disobey an instruction like that!

Me and my la bouclee – with the prosecco for the final tour picnic!

‘Time to drink prosecco and dance on the table’ said the sign – so naturally we did!

There was no stopping John and Jane once they got started dancing!

Naturally my dynamic crew had to be persuaded to have a shot!

Nutty Tandemers Club are us! The crews having yet another laugh … in tandem of course!

It was an idyllic spot and both crews enjoyed their picnic as the reeds swayed in the breeze, listening to the birds singing, and looking out to sea and the sailing boats in the Solent, with views of nearby Hurst Castle and the Needles on the Isle of Wight. Both team were feeling quite mellow after the prosecco and could have sat there for the afternoon! But there was more tandeming to be done with the return journey to be completed.

It was at this point that the “old git” discovered that I was just 17 miles away from racking up the landmark total of 2000 miles since Team Matilda was formed. He kept a beady eye on the milometer on my handle bars – and guessed that the total would be hit just as we emerged up one of the few steep hills on the tour … a slow grind of a climb out of Beaulieu.

And he was correct so as the climb flattened out he persuaded the “old gal” to pedal and we increased speed so we could break the 2000 mile mark at 20 mph.  Just as we hit the speed the numbers rolled over to 2000 to a much cheering and high fives from my crew!

Photographic evidence – my milometer on my handlebar clocks up over 2000 miles!

Team Bluebird soon caught up with us after my dynamic crew’s euphoric exertion and suggested a celebratory drink so we pulled in to the beer garden of The Glen pub – a whole mile from the finishing line. The crews dutifully toasted the 2000 miles … and the 2000 laughs and smiles along the way!

Cheers! A toast to clocking up the landmark 2000 miles – and more than 2000 laughs along the way!

Awh shucks! My dynamic crew celebrating that its always better when tandeming 2000 miles together!

What a fantastic final day of the TdNF covering 39.8 miles – including two new landmarks … a new best ever top speed of 34 mph for me! Wooo! And then clocking up 2,000 miles in total with my dynamic crew! It just gets better and better! Today’s final route is brought to life in our Relive 3D video below.

So after the drinks it was home, showered and my dynamic crew joined John and Jane for one of their Friday institutions – a visit to the Lord Nelson pub in Hythe – aka The Nellie! – for the tour finale pre dinner drinks! No tandems involved as the crews walked! So I was able to have a good final get together with Bluebird, Siggy and of course, Henry!

Suitably refreshed it was time for the crews to enjoy the grand Tour de New Forest finale – a celebration meal at the Thai Corner restaurant to mark a fantastic week with fantastic company creating fantastic memories. And the Thai food was fantastic too, I am reliably told, as was the wine selected to wash it down!

Naturally there was a toast (or two, or was it three or four!!) to an unforgettable tour! And the good news is that all members of the Nutty Tandemers Club agreed unanimously that we need to meet up for another tour before too long. I don’t know if it was induced by the free flowing wine – but I am told that a suggestion was made for the tandem teams to do a Tour de Western Isles by taking on the Hebridean Way – a trip on the newly established Sustrans Scotland NCR  780  which begins on the Island of Vatersay and ends on the northernmost point at the Butt of Lewis, and takes in 10 islands, six causeways and two ferry crossings! And of course another time, there is the long standing goal of a trip to the Anjou Velo Vintage!

So on behalf of Team Matilda,  it was a real pleasure to be hosted by Team Bluebird to their amazing part of the country and a real privilege to spend a week enjoying the company of  John and Jane – who proved they are real kindred spirits to my dynamic crew!

It really was an utterly fabulous week – a time where you can honestly say that tandeming just doesn’t get much better than this! But don’t just take this “old lady’s” word for it – you can read Team Bluebird’s two-part account of the Tour de New Forest in their Travels with Bluebird blog posts on Facebook here and here.

So to pull this bumper blog post to an end – a comment from Team Bluebird’s crew John and Jane: “A very successful week – only about 150 miles but some of the best for weather, laughs, good company and memorable nuttiness!”

Couldn’t put it better myself! Guess we best start the planning process for the next Nutty Tandemers Club tour then…..! Till the next time! Cheers!

Teams Matilda and Bluebird saluting a memorable Tour de New Forest!

p.s. After returning home, the “old git” pulled together this video – a montage of the pictures of a memorable week on Le Tour de New Forest in July 2017.

Bridge of Earn ride in warm sunshine and strong winds as practice for TdNF

A classic model with a classic model! The “old gal” with the magnificent Rolls Royce Silver Ghost.

So Sunday morning dawned and my dynamic crew opened the blinds to what seemed like idyllic weather conditions for tandeming – bright sunshine and little wind. Which was just as well on two counts – one being that the “old gal” doesn’t like the wind at all … mind you the “old git” is not too keen on it either as it always seems to be a head wind – and as my Captain, he seems to take the brunt of it! And secondly, the “old git” had decreed today would be a longish run, in training for Team Matilda’s forthcoming Tour de New Forest – now known as TdNF – but more of that later in this blog.

Just after 10am we headed off towards Bridge of Earn – a scenic 14 mile undulating run across roads in rural Perthshire. You can check out the details of our route on Strava below – and don’t forget to click on the map image to be transferred to Strava to get the full data and statistics! 

First stage was an easy canter towards the village of Dunning, then on to Forteviot. My crew were enjoying their usual doze of fun and laughs on my saddles as the miles seemed to whizz past in idyllic conditions. Even a fairly tough climb out of Forteviot – featuring several hills – didn’t phase them as they battled on to the top.

The reward for that climb is a great long downhill stretch in to the town of Bridge of Earn itself, with the “old git” reveling in his role as Captain – revealing that we were hitting the 30mph mark at several parts. As we turned into the Brig Farm Shop and cafe at Bridge of Earn, my dynamic crew were both amazed and impressed to find they had arrived in record time of 1 hour 02 minutes – marking an average speed of just shy of 14mph! There’s obviously life in this “old lady” yet! I must admit I do like it when we are whizzing along as it makes me feel like a young thing!

Time for a celebration scone and cake … but sitting in the car park was a beautiful classic car, a white Rolls Royce Silver Ghost. It seemed only natural for me, as a classic bike, to be pictured beside such a classic car! After all, we have similar sleek lines!

Seems the car was part of The Round Britain Tour 2017, which is is a joint celebration of two important Rolls-Royce events. Firstly, it celebrates the remarkable achievements, 110 years ago, of the original Silver Ghost, AX201, in establishing a new world record of running without involuntary stops for a distance of 14,371 miles, almost twice that previously set by a motorcar.

Spot the similar sleek lines! Here I am lined up beside the Silver Ghost.

The other reason for the tour was to celebrate another occasion 60 years ago, when a few Rolls-Royce enthusiasts decided it would be a good idea to form a club. Formed in 1957, the Rolls-Royce Enthusiasts’ Club has resulted in a worldwide organisation, now in its Diamond Jubilee year.

The “old git” trying (and failing) to look cool beside one of the coolest cars on the road!

My crew then decided an alfresco refuelling was required and ordered up a spread of ice cold ginger beer, apple scone, and some carrot cake – the favourite of tandemers and in particular the “old gal” and the “old git”. All of which was yummy and consumed on the colourful decking area.

Alfresco apple scone, carrot cake, and ginger beer. Perfect refreshment for tandemers!

After a nice relaxing time in the warm sunshine it was time to head on the return journey. My dynamic crew were in happy mood after such a good first half of today’s route – but unfortunately, while they were indulging their taste buds – the wind decided to start blowing. And as we know, when there is wind, it is always blowing in an unhelpful direction. It was still pretty warm, but the “old gal” and the “old git” were now battling against a fierce head wind.

Now the road out of Bridge of Earn is a bit of a tough one at the best of times – a long slow grind of a cycle – but the head wind rendered some of the comments coming from my stoker’s position unrepeatable in what is after all a family blog! Let’s just say that the speed we achieved on the way to the cafe was not being achieved on the way back – and in fact at some stages we were lucky if we were hitting half of that speed.

But they gamely battled on (well truthfully there was no alternative!) but the ride home only got more frustrating for my crew when we had a mechanical after the turning to Forteviot on the stretch to Dunning. My chain slipped off my cog and got jammed in my metalwork. More interesting words from my stoker – but top marks to her as in her role as chief engineer she soon had the chain problem sorted – but only after I had to be turned upside down, in an ungainly manner for an “old lady”.

When we finally cycled in to the village of Dunning the temperature was rising and my crew were wilting a bit with the relentless pedalling again the wind. The “old git” had a brainwave moment and decided a brief detour into the garden area of the Kirkstyle Inn would be a good idea! I mean, he said it would have been rude to pass by without stopping!

It would have been rude to pass the Kirkstyle Inn without a stop for a tonic (with gin!)

It would need to be said that the “old gal” thought this was one of the “old git’s” better ideas – it seems he does have a few! – and immediately ordered my Captain to go to the bar and order two tonics (with a good splash of gin in them!) to recharge my dynamic crew for the last five miles of the trip.

The warm sunshine in the garden area belied the strength of the wind and lulled my crew into a false sense of security, So much so that when they got back on my saddles it was a really hard slog to get going and make any forward progress! At times it almost seemed Team Matilda was standing still – and it wasn’t for the lack of effort and power going into my pedals!

After finally returning to Matildas Rest the “old git” had to take a couple of pictures in the bright sunshine of my snazzy new name decals – well to be strictly honest … its the names of my dynamic crew which are now emblazoned on my shiny steelwork! Don’t know why they couldn’t have got a Team Matilda one … but no, its obviously all about them! But whisper it … I do actually quite like them! And one thing is for certain – no one will need to ask my crew’s names again!

The “old gal’s” name emblazoned on the Stoker’s section of my frame ….

… and the “old git’s” name on the Captain’s section. Spot the snazzy saltire flags!

A check of Strava revealed Team Matilda had registered seven personal bests along the way and eight second bests – much to the delight of the “old gal” and the “old git”. Perhaps not surprisingly all the PBs were on the outward bound half of the ride – before the wind got up!

Strava officially recorded the ride as a distance of 27.7 miles at an average speed of 10.2 mph, with a top speed of 32.0 mph. The traveling time was 2 hours 42 minutes and the elevation covered was a not insubstantial 1,276 feet. We managed to burn up 1,554 calories, and produced an estimated average power output of 143 W.

As always the Strava statistics and our route are brought to life in our Relive 3D video – so take a look below. (Remember if you are reading this on email, you need to click on the blog first – via the link at the bottom of the email – to view the video.)

So an ideal training run for Le Tour de New Forest – what’s the TdNF I hear you ask? Well I am getting uber excited as I am ticking off the days before Team Matilda are heading off to near Southampton in Hampshire to meet up again with my “best pal” – a tandem called Bluebird!

Regular readers of my blog will remember last August my dynamic crew welcomed Team Bluebird to Perthshire. Team Bluebird are Jane and John Taylor who brought their unusual Pino semi-recumbent tandem north of the border for a fabulous week of tandeming which was called Le Tour de Perthshire.

Me and Bluebird had a great time and we have quite a bit in common as she also has her own mini blog called ‘Travels with Bluebird’. Both tandems had a wonderful week, with lots of chats and fun!

This pic sums up the Tour de Perthshire – fingers crossed for fab weather for Tour de New Forest.

And the crews certainly seemed to have lots of fun and laughs too – in bright sunshine. Jane and John certainly seemed to have lots in common with my dynamic duo – such as not enjoying hills and definitely enjoying wine! In fact both Team Bluebird and Team Matilda seemed to have the same views on not taking tandeming too seriously.

To emphasise that point the four crew members all decided they would become self-proclaimed founding members of the Nutty Tandemers Club! And that definitely set the tone for the week – and gave us all a crazy reputation to live up to! And I can say that over the week all four tandemers more than passed the test to be life long members of the Nutty Tandemers Club! Check out my blog of the week’s fun and frolics to see what kind of things we got up to!

I feel confident there will be one or two prosecco toasts during the Tour!

This included my dynamic crew playing a key role in helping Team Bluebird develop a likeing for prosecco, and indeed Team Matilda’s infamous prosecco picnics! So I am sure my la bouclee wine carrier will always have a bottle in it during the TdNF!

And to make the trip even more exciting John and Jane have added not one, but two tandems to their stable of bikes since last year. They have added a vintage tandem called Henry and a tandem that easily comes apart for travelling called Siggy – so it promises to be an interesting week.

Whisper it, but I am told that Henry is a bit of a charmer of a gentleman tandem … with an eye for the ladies of similar vintage! So you never know he and I may just have a little bit of a holiday tandem romance! But I will have a good chat with Bluebird to make sure she approves!

A new book of my Musings and tandeming Christmas presents galore!

Is it tandem o'clock yet? Perfect present for "old git" from "old gal" - links with gin o'clock!

Is it tandem o’clock yet? Perfect present for the “old git” from the “old gal” – and it links with gin o’clock!

Excitement reached fever pitch at Matilda’s Rest on Sunday when Christmas Day finally arrived! The “old git” – who should really be re-named Santa over the festive period! – made sure everyone had their ‘ho! ho! ho!’ on, whether they wanted to or not!

On Christmas Eve the “old gal” even put on her Christmas jumper to signal she was in the mood for Santa’s arrival! She had whispered to me that I was getting a present all for myself so I could hardly contain myself!

And I knew the “old git” had been planning something with my blog as a present for the “old gal” so it was an exciting time! I could hardly sleep and I am sure I heard Santa’s jingle bells as he and Rudolph delivered his presents around rural Perthshire …. presumably in tandem!

The “old git” was up early on Christmas morning making sure that Santa had arrived – and he certainly delivered filling the “old gal’s” stockings to overflowing … and even dropped a few presents in the “old git’s” stockings too! (Yes he does have some …. weird or what!)

Then it was time for my dynamic duo to tear open their presents. The thing the “old git” had been secretly scheming away about was turning all my Musings about our French tandeming  tour adventures in the Loire Valley during September into a beautiful hard-back coffee table style book.

My daily Musings of our Loire Valley trip turned into a coffee table book!

My daily Musings of our Loire Valley trip turned into a coffee table book!

I must say even I was impressed at the what the “old git” had achieved – and you know I’m not easily impressed! – and as for the “old gal” well she thought it was brilliant! There was even a wee tear in her eye as she read the “old git’s” soppy dedication at the front of the book! Awh shucks!

Each page is in glossy colour and the book is essentially a full record of each day of my blog – including all the photos – as they appeared on my blog! A great permanent record of a fabulous trip! And great fun to flick through and bring back those memories of my dynamic duo’s days in my saddles in warm sunshine … oh and not forgetting those amazing picnics and wines!

And as a special Christmas treat for readers of my blog you can take a look at the complete book (in a pdf version) by clicking on the title of the book here: Le Tour de Vineyards et Chateaux de Loire Valley du Tandem. Hope you enjoy as much as I did re-reading it all again!

My new Matilda key ring and coasters to match my very French la bouclee wine bottle carrier.

My Matilda key ring and coasters to match my la bouclee wine carrier.

So then it was time to open my presents, and the “old git” and the “old gal” made sure Santa delivered a nice new leather key ring – complete with my name imprinted on it – in very fetching racy red to match my eye-catching and very French La Bouclée wine carrier, which of course matches my frame.

And because the very kind people at La Bouclée have made this “old lady” tandem an ambassador for their products in Scotland, they threw in a couple of leather coasters and some very clever matching accessories which are designed to carry my plastic mock cut crystal glasses on my frame to ensure my dynamic duo will always be able to quaff their prosecco in style!

The “old gal” lovingly fitted they keys for my padlock chain to my new keyring and I was suddenly overcome with festive cheer! I mean it is not every tandem that gets a special present all to themselves – and become an ambassador for a luxury French cycling brand at the same time! The “old git” said that it must have been because I was a “good girl” as only “good girls” get presents from Santa!

Perfect present from my friends Team Bluebird - fellow members of the Nutty Tandemers Club.

Perfect present from Team Bluebird – fellow Nutty Tandemers Club members.

There were lots of other presents to open with a special one from my good friend Bluebird and her tandem team. As fellow self-proclaimed members of the Nutty Tandemers Club we all enjoyed a fabulous Le Tour de Perthshire in August – with more than a few bottles prosecco enjoyed! So it was only natural for them to send my team a couple of personalised coasters! I think I can safely say there will be one or two prosecco picnics scheduled for our planned Le Tour de New Forest in July 2017.

Calendar time - Tour de Loire Valley and also Perthshire!

Calendar time – Tour de Loire Valley on left and also Tour de Perthshire on the right.

Naturally by dynamic duo had organised a present on my behalf for Team Bluebird and designed a personalised Nutty Tandemers Club 2017 calendar – with each month having a great memory from our wonderful week together touring Perthshire.

Now you know that my stoker, the “old gal”, has a bit of a quirky sense of humour … well she excelled herself with one of her presents for my captain – the “old git.”

Ever since watching Le Tour de France he has joked that my team should get the distinctive red spotted white cycling jerseys – a maillot a pois rouge – which designate the King of the Mountains rider on the race. This is somewhat ironic given that the spotted jersey obviously identifies the cyclists who is best at hill climbs – and as you know the only hills my dynamic duo really like are flat ones!

The "old gal's" hero! Le Captain in full (ironic) King of the Mountain gear!

The “old gal’s” hero! Le Captain in full (ironic) King of the Mountain gear!

But the “old gal” duly ordered one of the official Tour de France jerseys to call the “old git’s” bluff. But they were both as bad as each other as the “old git” had got a pair of skull caps in the King of the Mountains spotted pattern – for wearing under their crash helmets in summer as sun protectors. Oh how they laughed …. simple things and all that!

Apart from the questionable choice in tandem clothing, the “old gal” did excel with other presents – including the stylish tandem clock pictured at the top of this posting. It really looks quite the business and I am chuffed as it means it will always be tandem o’clock – albeit the “old gal” says it has a special secret link to tie it up with the gin o’clock on the kitchen wall! But I am sure she is joking? Right?

The "old git's" new appropriate mobile phone cover.

The “old git’s” new phone cover with rainbow at Loch Rannoch image.

A week before Christmas the “old git” finally came out of the mobile phone dark ages by having his trusty (and very old) Blackberry surgically removed from his grip and replaced with a trendy new Galaxy 7. The “old gal” is quite clever really as she was very persuasive in getting him to upgrade into today’s technology – which means that he can now use Strava to record my rides on his phone so there will be no further opportunities for him to blame “operator error” by my stoker!

The “old git” was duly impressed with a very apt cover for his new phone – with a Keep Calm and Tandem On slogan and a fab rainbow image at one of Team Matilda’s favourite spots, Loch Rannoch.

No excuses about weather now - waterproof helmet covers and winter gloves!

No excuses about weather now – fluerescent waterproof helmet covers and winter gloves!

As a game girl who doesn’t mind getting my spokes wet, I personally was pleased about another present which saw my dynamic crew get fluorescent waterproof helmet covers and also winter gloves. There wiill be no excuses about the weather now … or at least no valid excuses! The “old gal” was particularly pleased with the waterproof helmet covers, reminding anyone who would listen how they would have come in useful during the day of biblical rain during our French trip when my crew ended up wearing those fetching blue ponchos!

My dynamic duo also have some reading material to fuel their ideas for our grand tours – the Africa Solo book by local adventurer Mark Beaumont from nearby Crieff, and the man who broke the record for cycling round the world! Perhaps just a tad on the ambitious side …. but it will be a good read!

Perhaps slightly ambitious reading material for my crew - but a good read!

Perhaps slightly ambitious reading material for my crew – but a good read!

Christmas was spent in a blur of preparing, cooking and then eating and drinking! Just a normal day at Matildas Rest really! Pride of place on the festive table were two bottles of top-of-the-range red wines which my crew had lovingly brought back from our Team Tandem Ecosse Loire Valley trip.

The “old gal” was in seventh heaven when she uncorked them and tasted the contents! The magnificent flavours really did bring back fantastic memories of a fabulous time on Le Loire a Velo … and a toast was made to doing a similar wine-tasting tandeming trip in 2017 – with the Alsace region already earmarked as one potential destination!

With a busy schedule with family and friends, the “old git” and the “old gal” have scheduled a ride for January 2 to blow away the festive cobwebs – and get rid of some of the excesses – so fingers crossed! The scenic wilderness of a tandem ride around Loch Rannoch in Highland Perthshire has already been identified as a potential destination. So look out for a new Musing in the first few days of January.

Then in a few weeks I am going to be making a triumphant return to the Loch earn area after being invited back to blog about tandeming around the final part of the award winning and fascinating cultural outside art #BLiSStrail.

Yes, LETi, the local Loch Earn Tourism Information group, was so impressed with my photo and video blog when I was a guest to see the Balquhidder section of the trail that Team Matilda has been asked back to do another blog on the Strathyre leg of the unique BLiSS trail – this time based at Airlie House bed and breakfast.

LETi chair Kim Proven has had a an exclusive voucher from Santa for a second go as sub stoker.

LETi chair Kim found an exclusive voucher from Santa in her stocking for a second go as sub stoker.

And it seems that Santa left a highly exclusive voucher for a second tandem ride in the stocking of LETi chair Kim Proven, and owner of luxury self-catering Briar Cottages. Regular readers will remember that Kim had a go as substitute stoker when we visited Balquhidder … and was so overcome by the experience that she fancies having another go!

But will the “old git” be as gentle this time as she is no longer a tandem virgin? Or will we be doing tight bends, changing gears and picking up speed? And will Kim show she is a hero and take her hands off the handlebars to wave at the camera this time?! One thing is for certain, I will be Musing about it!

That is to come, but finally for the moment, I hope all readers of my Musings had a lovely Christmas and that Santa brought you and your tandems what you wanted! If not then the only explanation is that you were on the “naughty” list!

And if we don’t speak until after the bells – on behalf of Team Matilda let me be one of the first to wish you all the best for 2017 … and many happy tandeming miles together for you and your team!

Just remember it can always be tandem (or gin!) o’clock! Cheers!

May it always be tandem (or gin!) o'clock during 2017!

May it always be tandem (or gin!) o’clock for your team during 2017!

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Christmas wishes to fellow tandemers who know its always better together!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way!
Oh what fun
it is to ride
On a tandem made for two …. !!! 

With the big day fast approaching and thoughts turning to turkey and tinsel and mistletoe and (mulled) wine this “old lady” decided it was time to wish readers of my Matildas Musings, and fellow tandemers everywhere, (and even solo cyclists!) a very merry Christmas on behalf of Team Matilda.

The “old git” being a huge fan of the Christmas period is in a festive frenzy – while the “old gal” is enjoying the (mulled) wine while trying to exert a calming influence!

However my dynamic crew are hoping to squeeze in a couple of rides over the festive period – including a “blow away the cobwebs” tandem to welcome in the New Year in the first couple of days of 2017. So stay logged in for that!

In the meantime my dynamic duo – of the “old git” Captain and the “old gal” Stoker – would like to thank you all for reading my Matildas Musings this year and following our adventures!

xmas-card-2016-inside-previewAnd thanks for all your messages of support- whether that be a comment on the blog, a like or share or comment on Facebook or like or re-tweet on Twitter!

Team Matilda sincerely hope you continue to find it entertaining – and that it makes you smile – while finding something that you (as non-professional fun-loving fellow tandemers) can relate to!

With a bit of luck – and no major mechanicals concerning my ageing frame – there will be many more rides and Musings during 2017.

This hopefully will include the build-up to and the day-to-day reports of the annual Team Tandem Ecosse (Team Matilda’s name when in Europe!) Tour de France du Tandem. Whisper it but it may even include a trip in Holland first off – where I am told it is very flat … which is (festive)  music to the “old gal’s” ears!

For anyone wondering, the Christmas card front image is a snow-sprinkled image of me and my dynamic duo from our 2016 Le Tour de Loire Valley du Tandem – which included some memorable tandeming through the vineyards and chateaux surrounding the Loire a Velo in September.

As a Christmas treat here’s a chance to see Team Matilda’s musical montage of images from that great Loire Valley trip – in case you haven’t seen it yet.  (Remember if you are reading this on email, you need to click on the blog first – via the link at the bottom of the email – to view the video.)

The astute among you will realise that the inside shot on the Christmas card is not in France! It was actually taken on a gorgeous sunny day at Lock Katrine on our fantastic Le Tour de Perthshire in August with fellow self-proclaimed founding members of The Nutty Tandemers Club – John and Jane of Team Bluebird! So special festive greetings to them and here’s to our planned Le Tour de New Forest in July 2017.

So here’s to a wonderful festive season to all. And on behalf of all captains and stokers everywhere – lets hope Santa fills your Christmas stockings with all the good things you have put on your present list!

Mind you, that does make an assumption that you are on the “good tandemers” list rather than the “naughty tandemers list!”

And remember: It truly is always better when you’re together on a tandem”!!

So have a “twice the fun” Merry Christmas from Colin, Diane … (and of course) Matilda!

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