“Do you fancy going to a festival?”, the “old git” had casually asked the “old gal” a few weeks ago? The response wasn’t immediately enthusiastic it would need to be said – from either of my dynamic crew! Perhaps it was those traditional images of huge crowds of people standing soaked and caked in mud and pouring rain that came to mind.
But this was different – very different – a smaller scale festival for grown-ups deep in the heart of Rob Roy Country. So Sunday dawned and there was bright sunshine as we headed off early from Matildas Rest. The start point for Team Matilda’s festival trip was the fabulous Broch Cafe in Strathyre – where we had been invited to park by friendly owners Lesley and Bill. Even tho it was just around 10 o’clock the cafe had a great buzz about it with orders for hearty breakfasts flying out of the kitchen.
After a welcome Lucaffee coffee and delicious home made scone there was time for a quick catch up with Lesley and Bill and offer our congratulations at winning Most Welcoming Cafe of the Year at the Scottish Cafe Awards 2018. Back on my saddles we then headed off out of Strathyre on the super smooth surface of the Sustrans Scotland NCR7.
Check out the details of our route by clicking on the Strava map below.
Team Matilda picked up a good speed on the off-road cycle path heading for the Mhor Festival being held in the grounds of the stylish boutique Monachyle Mhor hotel. Billed as the best “off the beaten track” festival in Scotland it promotes itself as a festival of food, drink, music, theatre and dance! As the festival web site says: “Come, play, sing, dance, cook, learn, chill!” Well, ok, if you insist!
Arriving by tandem is ideal, as it saves having to use the bus on the traffic management system on the narrow roads! It gave my dynamic crew the opportunity to ride again on one of the best routes we have had the pleasure of experiencing – gently undulating single track roads with the most wonderful views across Loch Voil within the Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park. And with hardly a whisper of wind, the loch’s surface was like a mirror, reflecting the surrounding hills. Truly magnifique!
As we rounded the final bend we were greeted with the first view of the Mhor Festival site. The campsite, just on the edge of the loch, has to be one of the most scenic festival sites ever. In fact it is just a few hundred yards from our favourite prosecco picnic spot where Team Matilda was featured last year on BBC Scotland’s Landward television programme.
With thousands of people already enjoying the party atmosphere it looked like my crew were going to have fun – especially as the “old git” spotted a sign promising “fun and funk”!
The festival organisers at Mhor had arranged for VIP admission tickets for Team Matilda – and even arranged for our admission wrist bands to match the vivid day-glo yellow colour of their t-shirts!
I was safely parked up in the VIP car park as my dynamic crew entered the festival site – and were immediately taken by the friendly nature of the event. And there was so much going on – dance, music, comedy, art, theatre, a shopping area, a market, and of course some amazing food and drink including a champagne and seafood bar.
The “old gal” and the “old git” decided that festivals may not be that bad after all! They were both quickly impressed with the funky nature of the festival and had to pose beside some of the many amusing eye-catching signs dotted around the site.
After soaking up the atmosphere, my dynamic crew decided it was time to sample some of the culinary delights on offer and ordered up scrummy burgers before deciding to indulge in some seafood and had some amazing fresh oysters washed down with an obligatory glass of champagne! As the “old gal” was heard to say while quaffing her fizz and enjoying the alfresco lunch – “I do like festivals like this!”
After lunch my crew bumped into Kim Proven – the enthusiastic chair of LETi, the local Loch Earn Tourism Information group, and owner of Briar Cottages at Lochearnhead – along with her husband Fraser who were enjoying a cool jazz funk band playing in the main arena.
One of the joys of the event for my dynamic crew was just chilling and relaxing in the warm sunshine. The festival site had a lovely relaxed feel about it which was great for people watching.
One of highlights of the festival was left till last when my dynamic crew joined the crowds queuing to get into the Big Dutch Barn for the renowned A Play, A Pie and a Pint performance of “A funny place for a window” – the Chic Murray story.
Normally based at the famous Oran Mor in Glasgow, the play featured the life of one of Scotland’s best comics – with his drole observational wit brilliantly portrayed by Dave Andersen sporting Chic’s signature bunnet.
Despite battling some difficult accoustic challenges and a brilliant piece of unscripted comedy when a dog decided to bark at the perfect moment for a laugh – the performers deservedly received a standing ovation.
The afternoon seemed to slip past and all too soon it was time to leave and wind our way back to Strathyre. Again it was a fun fast pedal trying to outpace the various convoys of cars on the single track road, and we were soon back at Matilda Transport for the drive home.
Back at Matildas Rest the “old git” checked Strava which officially recorded the ride as being worthy of no less than 9 gongs – and I am proud and delighted to say there were all personal bests.
Amazingly Strava also gave my dynamic crew a 3rd best gong – meaning that our time of 24 mins 18 secs is now down in history as the 3rd fastest time ever recorded on the hilly 5.7 mile section ‘Mhor and Mhor’ which runs from the Mhor 84 hotel to the Monachyle Mhor hotel. Well to be totally honest, it was the 3rd fastest time ever recorded by a female as I am officially registered as a female by Strava – but a gong is a gong! And there was also an 8th best and a 10th best gong! Phew – quite a day!
The detailed Strava figures showed my dynamic crew tandemed a distance of 16.2 miles with a moving time of 1 hour 15 minutes. The average speed was a healthy 13.0 mph, while the elevation was 514 feet. And what with my new gears – and my dynamic crew’s weight loss – I am pleased to report that the average speed was nearly 4 mph faster than the 9.1 mph when my dynamic crew did the same route exactly a year ago! The maximum speed was 30.9 mph and Team Matilda managed to burn up 867 calories and produce an average power output of 173 W.
As always the route is brought to life in our Relive 3D video – so take a look below.
What a fantastic day in the sunshine for Team Matilda at what has to be Scotland’s most artisan, scenic and chilled festival! It certainly leaves you wanting Mhor!
Let’s just say that my dynamic crew enjoyed it so much they are already planning to come back in 2019! It is certainly highly recommended – as well as being easily accessible on two wheels! You never know, we might be able to persuade some other tandems to join us!
And just a thought – but maybe the organisers may want to consider introducing a discounted ticket for people who turn up by on bikes as pedal power is certainly in tune with the environmentally friendly nature of the Mhor Festival.